WOW! No scars, no invasive surgeries, and no memories of the procedure whatsoever!!!! Or at least that's what this e-mail I got at work leads me to believe:
"Hello! My name is Yekaterina, I would like to get acquainted with you. I have decided to try to find my happiness and my only man through the Internet, because here in Russia I could not find the man with which I could create the family. The acquaintance through the Internet is for the first time for me. I have addressed in agency of the international acquaintances at us in city. Me have asked to fill there in the questionnaire. And after a while to me gave your e-mail address. And I write you my first letter. I hope, that to me have given your correct e-mail. The Internet is very badly familiar for me and I hope, that I was not mistaken. But if it is any silly mistake please forgive me. I hope you do not think of me poorly because I'm as a girl the first write to you to unfamiliar man and want will get acquainted with you. I tell you some words about me. I'm 27 years old. I live in Stavropol city, in the south of Russia. I have a higher education, I have finished the Stavropol State university, Economic faculty, the speciality: "Management of the organization". Now I work at the transport-building company by manager. I have never been married and I do not have any children. I want to have the family and children. The love, kindness, honesty and respect in relations with my man are on the first place for me, I appreciate a decency, a honesty, a kindness, a sincerity in people. To find the happiness I am ready to leave Russia and to move to live in other country. If you are interested in correspondence with me, please write to me on this e-mail: (address deleted)"
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but .... I'm not into girls.
But I did get a great laugh out of it! HEY!!!! Maybe Mr. X and Yekaterina could hook up and start their family -- she'd already have a daughter named (boy's name) and practice her mommy skills!
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Yep ... I'd say that's Mister X's soulmate.
If you still have X's e-mail address, why don't you spoof Yekaterina's address and then respond to X with an amorous, over-the-top treatise.
Just think of the madcap fun that'll ensue.
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